Has T.Swizzle Brought The Real Housewives To The NFL?
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WOW! Just WOW!
What a time we are living in! If I didn’t know better, I’d say the Earth has gone off its 23.5-degree tilt and is veering closer to 180 degrees. Up is Down. Right is Left. The NFL feels like it’s turned into the latest season of the Bachelor, the Bachelorette, or maybe The Real Housewives of Kansas City. The only thing getting more press than Taylor Swift’s NFL takeover might be Coach Prime… (you can check out the last blog for more on that).
Now, don’t get me wrong. We shouldn’t assume that Taylor and the Swifties think a ref patting his head is merely checking his hat for the cameras. I am certain they know it signifies a team had too many men on the field or made an illegal substitution. We can bet T Swift and the gang recognize when the ref waves his hand behind his back. He’s not just acting like some Neanderthal, rude dude – they definitely know he’s signaling an illegal forward pass. Heck, T.Swizzle is probably so down in the weeds with the NFL she laughs at people that take a quarterback in the first two rounds of their Fantasy Drafts.
But for the love of all that is HOLY! Do the NFL TV partners really need to showcase her after, what feels like, every single play? Must the media constantly yammer about her current romance with a soon-to-be Hall of Fame tight end? And do the pre-game shows really need to dedicate whole segments dissecting her reactions to touchdown catches? We get it already. Heck, her reaction to something as routine as not winning the Powerball is like watching the NASA engineers celebrate after landing on the moon.
Breaking news, Taylor: Travis Kelce gets open and catches touchdown passes. In other news, water is wet.
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At the end of the day, should we really be shocked that a superstar talent and marketing machine like Taylor Swift has found her way into the limelight? It has to be a total coincidence that this relationship just publicly flared up right before the release of her movie. I mean, there’s nothing to suggest the “TayKelce” “love affair” isn’t the next “Bennifer” or “Brangelina.” And with at least 13 more weeks in the NFL regular season – which, let’s face it, is longer than most high-profile relationships, this is sure to last.
So, grab your popcorn and watch Tay Tay do her marketing thing and be happy at least she isn’t dating Pete Davidson.
Till next time!
PS for some extra background on what is really going on check out this video from SportsBettingTikTok: TayKelce Explained.